if you pull out my earphones i will pull out your lungs
(via ashleylikescouture)
You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
Too late
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
(Source: darkladysatan, via shullieq)
Guys… How will we know it’s time to log off and go to bed if Yahoo bans all the night-tumblr porn from our dashboards?











