• otps: hi welcome to fandomfresh may i take your order
• me: hello what comes in your life-ruiner value meal
• otps: one large feels sandwich with heartache sauce, a medium serving of creys, and a large cup of emotional turmoil
• me: ok ill take ten with extra sauce and sesame seeds
• otps: ok total cost is your heart and soul
• me: done and done
• otps: have a nice day
• me: sobs and collapses
• otps: u okay

• the way I type on tumblr: assntitties lololol rkejwhlkjdhlwkjerhwer I can't even with all these feels
• the way I write for class: Under this assumption, it is safe to dictate in a clear and particularly concise way that the author not only felt the need to illustrate the background surrounding the mortifying, yet tragic, action that pushes forward the engaging plot, but also the background of the reader's very own heart.

My copy just got shipped…I probably won’t get until next week or so. I’m hoping it will come quickly, I didn’t have to wait that long for Niji no Yuki. Totally avoiding my Alice Nine tags until I have it in my hand. BRB, DYING OF JEALOUSY.

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(Source: michaelaudet, via sodamnrelatable)

• Nao: Hiroto bought parts for a massager that would shock young girls, my pure heart was crushed.
• Shou: I took a picture of it from an angle that would guarantee that no matter what, it would only look suspicious.
• Hiroto: It doesn't matter what kind of thing you are imagining it to be, but in reality it's just a normal foot massager...
• Nao: Sure, sure, sure.