。・゜゜EriSoul. ゜゜・。
aois-penis:

Nothing’s Over with my penis.
damn fuckin’ straight.

Gather Roses with my penis.
Hmm.
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So last Saturday my godmom told us we have 2 months until she’s asking us to leave. It’s looking bleak right now, not gonna lie…you are kicking us out because of your idiot son’s temper tantrums? I know it’s at least part of the reason why, but honestly it’s her house and I am grateful she let us stay after I lost my job. You won’t see us out on the street…that’s funny, because in two months that’s exactly where we’ll be because there is no way I’ll be able to rent a place in time with me being out of work for so long…so keep your shitty condolences to yourself. I don’t hate you, but I’m disappointed in you for sure.

AND HERE’S WHERE IT GETS BETTER.

My godmom has this co-worker friend right? Well, this woman’s daughter who already has one child she doesn’t take care of, slept with my godbrother and got pregnant. She just had a baby boy, Kylin Sunday morning. No one was sure if it was actually his baby since this girl lies through her teeth—but as soon as he was born everyone with eyes can see that this baby is probably his.

Now,

What are you people going to do? A baby is a big responsibilty, and he doesn’t work or do much of anything really…but have sex, drink, and smoke weed. The irony of this situation is not lost on me, but I’m gonna keep my mouth shut.

hillaryindisneyland:

conquerthe-world:

extraordinharrylyfabulouis:

ayearwithoutmistletoe:

hellyeahdemi:

goldensymphonies:

Is this legit? Like .. :\

AGAIN????????????

WOW AGAIN?!

LEGIT?

What.

meh?

(Source: CNN, via dashdisney)

itotallyrelate:

stay in school people.


350% RETARDED.
icanrelate.info

My godbro spells shit like this. I hate when his tweets and fb post show up.
I’m sorry. Too busy wheezing after seeing that ridiculous hat. *snort*
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At church last sunday
  • Mrs. Latoya: Ericka, can I talk to you?
  • Me: Sure. What's up?
  • *slaps my hand*
  • Me: (WTF? OUCH?!) What did I do?!
  • Mrs. Latoya: DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO STOP POSTING YOUR BUSINESS ON FACEBOOK?
  • Me: *silence*
  • Mrs. Latoya: WELL?!
  • Me: *sigh* Yes, i'm sorry I forgot...I won't do it again.
  • WTF. MY PASTOR'S WIFE IS FUCKING POLICING MY FACEBOOK ACCOUNT. WELP, GUESS I WON'T BE USING THAT ANYMORE. -_-
ierogina:

theperfect—weapon:

itsrainingpineapples:

Every year, thousands of books just like this are ruined by hipsters all over Tumblr. Reblog if you’re part of the 5% who care and want to help stop book abuse.

If you don’t reblog this you don’t have a heart. 


Why? Who would do such a thing? SACRILEGE. ;A;
jessieblush:

lmfao.

WTF CONGRESS. “America: Where pizza is a vegetable.”
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tora-sama:

maoriel:

I’m getting sick of the pairing war going on.

I wish people would get it through their heads that, no, no one in Alice Nine is in a relationship with each other. I won’t speak for their sexuality, it’s their business, but it’s clear how those five boys feel about each other — they’re brothers.

I like pairing and fanfic just as much as the next girl, but jesus some people on here need to calm down and stop forcing their ‘otp’ on others and invalidating other pairings.

Newsflash.

ALL PAIRINGS ARE INVALID. They’re fiction, so stop being so rude about it, it’s getting really annoying. Attitude and intent is everything, guys, and it’s very VERY easy to see through bullshit, especially for me. I dated a liar for 3 years, I know when people are bluffing, I know when people are purposefully inciting others to feel badly, I know when someone is covering their rude personality with sugar.

I’ve been on here long enough, and been enough of a participant in the Alice Nine Tumblr community that I think I have a right to make this post and have people pay attention to it. Get your shit together, guys, the internet is not that important in the greater scope of things.

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(Source: deanie--baby, via gemini-0-eternal-deactivated201)

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Officially pissed off. Seriously, suddenly my dash is a porno.

Okay, whatever. I’m going to bed now…and if this keeps up, I might be kissing tumblr goodbye.

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I’m sorry…I think I just misunderstood you.

Because having no job security, minimum wage, health benefits, safety codes is worth sacrificing because you have some sort of issue with the currently unemployed surviving on welfare.

And she tried to get smart! Lady, what good is having a job if you’re maimed or killed while performing it? I don’t know about you, but i’m no zombie, and if I die I can’t work anymore anyway, so really it’s a moot point. After I said what I had to say, she just looked at me like “If I could find something to say to this I would,” HA, BUT YOU CAN’T DENY MY ERILOGIC MA’AM. NICE TRY.

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So suddenly Quinn and Puckerman remember they had a baby.

This show has some conflicting stuff going on….hence why I usually don’t bother to watch it.

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While everyone had sped up in excitement, her world had slowed down— picks sliding across reverbrating strings, tap tapping sticks on vibrating skins and sweet chimes— swaying absently to the heavy rhythm as she felt the music with her soul, eyes be dammed.

Random wtfery Eri wrote today